A Smile is the Best Make-Up

Exactly how long does it take to do one's make-up? According to this saucy temptress, the 25 minute train-ride from Yomiuriland-mae to Shimokitazawa...

Ah, the best laid plans... the goal last night was to spend from 5 to 8pm at Steve and Eiko's House Party, then trek into Gaienmae for Mark's Piss-off Piss-Up til 11.30pm. By 8pm, it became obvious we weren't going anywhere. One reason is that Steve lives near Yomiuri-Land. Do you know where Yomiuri-Land is? No, didn't think so. Its in. Woop Woop. Sincerely.

The other reasons were also very simple. It was pissing down outside (Mother Nature, we have got to talk), we were very. very. drunk and were having too good a time to leave. OK, so we're Optimists. Sue us.

Fuck, I felt bad though. Mark is a good mate and he's leaving Tokyo next week. If Hell were a guilty conscience, I am prone to swimming in fire and brimstone (not particularly good for the complexion, as you can tell from these photos). He's a popular guy though, so I'm sure he didn't miss us too much (!!@#$!!!!).