Pooper-dooper

What the hell is it with women who insist on crapping all over public toilet rims? Granted, the ubiquitous Asian squat toilet lends itself to the possiblity of one missing the bowl, but for chrissakes clean up after yourself if you're gonna go kamikaze with your poop.

I had a 10 hour teaching day today (shit, you mean I have to work for my money?), was in and out of train stations (nature always calls when you're stranded near the filthiest loos) and saw enough diva-doo to fertilize a vegie garden.

This did not make me feel clean.