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Matt's cousin Nick just had a baby girl, Tessa Mia. Well, actually, his wife Coco had one, but I guess he helped. A bit of an inauspicious day for a birth, but at least you'll never forget the date. A bit like being born on Adolf Hitler's birthday, really.

Coco's mother (we don't actually know her name, we've been calling her "Mama-san") flew out from Qindao a few months ago to help Coco, and has a penchant for fattening up the kids, so one thing is for sure. The child will never go hungry...