Hi. My name's Kinki. I am not at all clucky...

7 May 2004, 19:51

I quite like babies. I just don’t feel the need to get me one of my own yet.

This holiday we’ve met Tessa, Nick and Coco’s manipulative but oh so frikkin’ cute little ratbag and Blake, Matt’s one month old nephew, who is still too young to be much of anything yet, except a tiny cringing, pooing, sleeping machine. We’ve yet to meet Matt and Penne’s boy William. Tomorrow. More babies. Babies. Babies. Babies.

Went to the docs yesterday for an entirely unrelated matter, and got the “talk” about having crossed the peak-baby-making finish line, now heading toward the fertility graveyard. Babies. Babies. Babies. Enough already.

The doc wanted me to have tests to check the baby-making levels, so like a good little patient, I trotted across to pathology, where they turned me into a pin cushion. Both arms, 3 tries in each. On the 4th try the pathologist called in the senior blood-taker, who called in the head blood-taker on the 5th try. At this point, all three of them giggled innocently and a little embarassed, “You’re not getting married on the weekend are you?”

So now I look like a junkie, and for tests I didn’t even want to take in the bloody first place!

I have but one message for Tessa, Blake and William – it’s MY wedding next weekend, so don’t even think about competing with me for attention. Dammit. I know you’re all dead cute, but it’s about me, me, ME. Oh. And Matt. Yes. Him too.

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1. I am only 23 and I get the baby talk everytime I visit my doctor. The doctor advises me what vitamins I should be overdosing on and what ones I shouldn't. Doctors needs to quit yakking about babies. Especially about having them.
   — Sam    May 7, 09:09 PM    #
2. ugh, baby making.. why can't it just be like the old days where you make 'em if you can and if you can't you adopt? i'm 28 and only go to the gyn every two to three years and thankfully i haven't gotten the talk yet. i won't be ready to make babies at least until i'm 30. anyway! enjoy your wedding! it sounds so exciting! our wedding will be in september in brooklyn (not as nice as the beach but..) and i'm freaking out about having everything done for it.
   — gleek    May 8, 11:49 AM    #
3. and you're back in aussieland !!! you have such an interesting thing going for you -- you sort of belong to TWO countries :) coz you're like half japanese, aren't you :) have a great great wedding, hope everything goes smoothly. you plan to wed on the beach, na ? i'll pray to the rain gods to hold it :)
   — megha    May 8, 02:53 PM    #
4. Hey Kinki Your adventure (Japan) is over, going home to your country, getting married soon, talking about babies all the time... nobody would be surprised if you'd be pregnant within the next months ;-)
   — tom    May 10, 08:23 PM    #
5. There's nothing finer than 2 people in love setting up house together, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends
   — Heather    May 12, 11:43 PM    #
6. Okay you're right. Love is beautiful. So let's see some inspiring pictures of Kinki and Matt working on their babies... or at least of Kinki to have others working on their babies ;-) Tom
   — tom    May 14, 12:18 AM    #
7. nice website like the designs
   — hetero handjob fan club    Jul 8, 02:56 AM    #