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Me Mum won't self-settle!!!

30 August 2006, 17:22

Dear Essential Baby,

Me mum is 35 years old and she won’t self-settle. She don’t sleep at all during the day, so should be really tired, but I hear her every 2-3 hours during the night, crying “What’s wrong with me? Why am I always so fucking hungry!?!?!???? Why can’t I sleeeeeeeeep????”

Me is not old enough to get out of bed to pat and shoosh her and me don’t think me dad does it either, though I suspect she may clobber him if he tried. What should I do? Shouldn’t she be old enough to sleep through the night? All the books say you shouldn’t need a feed at all during the night after you’re about 6 months old, but she’s always getting up and going to the kitchen which wakes me up!!! Please help me!

Mwa mwa
Scout

PS. What does “fucking” mean?

Posted by Kinki on 30 August 2006, 17:22

  1. Dear Scout,
    There are many people out here who cannot sleep at night too (right now it is 03:20 here and I´m at my PC). We also have hunger all the time (which reminds me: I should prepare a cheese sandwich and open a beer). And some of these people are 54 years old too. I would not worry too much, there are such bouts, then the going gets better :-).
    Just be good to your mother and grow up easily.
    Good night and sleep well!
    “Essential Parenting”
    Ferit    Sep 3, 12:19 PM    #