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Dear 2011

12 March 2011, 15:34

2011 - The Golden TurdDear 2011,

So far, you suck rat’s piss. In fact, you know the Golden Turd in Asakusa? Yeah, you remind me a bit of that. Without the gilded coating.

It would be greatly appreciated if you could remove the stick from your arse and provide us with some good news stories for a change.

Love and kisses,

P.S. I do thank you for my beautiful family and friends, though, and for making sure all our larger posse still living in Japan, Christchurch and Queensland are safe. Some of our Japanese friends had to sleep at work, others reported that they were safe but weren’t able to reach partners and children for many hours, but at least they are alive.

Maybe there’s some hope for you after all.

Posted by Kinki on 12 March 2011, 15:34

  1. Yeah 2011, sort it out!
    tokyobogue    Mar 16, 01:06 PM    #